Bad Neighbor

@agaperealm @HonkHonkBoom @DEERBLOOD Years ago I bought Dogfishhead 120 minute IPA and was told to age it a few years because when fresh it is battery acid. At 2 years it tasted like a barleywine. So why don't I just buy a barleywine, then.

@King_Porgi God gives us signs. The problem is He has a sense of humor.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS This is why you don't tailgate into secure access areas.

@NoDoxGregBrady @BrazilianContrarian I kept looking for white people to determine which side I should support, but I couldn't find any.

@Terry@poa.st We'll never know because that would mean acknowledging they use civilian infrastructure to house military installations.

@Terry@poa.st @randbot@poa.st Not taking money when offered? How very antisemitic of them.

@Terry@poa.st There's going to be pictures of sailors shitting off the side of a godforsaken aircraft carrier, isn't there.

@Terry@poa.st How the fuck do you buy the "rights" to tariff refunds. That so absurd it can only be jewish.

@butterdog >Chest completely caved in >Still uses the stethoscope

@VirginCrusader @Wormwood Dude shut the fuck up. What even compelled you to write this?

@disclosetv Also nice hair, asshole.

@Terry@poa.st @randbot@poa.st Ok, jew. Also "yankee" is derogatory in every context I have ever heard. Even "Yankee Stadium" is a slur.

@RaHoWaJoe Face tattoos may be permanent but dreadlocks project nothing going on upstairs.

@TrevorGoodchild May I man the industrial shredder at the camps? I promise to keep a straight face.

@pepsi_man@poa.st @TrueMasterCole@poa.st The ICE Creamery

@Terry@poa.st We already tried "building out Venezuela". https://poa.st/objects/e312011e-75cd-4cc8-b6ab-f2a2d3b70445

@ACL9000@poa.st My dad was an electrical engineer working on Venezuela's new reactor back in the early 80s. They were a US firm and the intent was they would get it up and running and transfer it to the locals, I think. I was a baby at the time. They removed a bunch of relay switches to safely perform a test on a boiler. They'd remove the relay and set it down on the floor directly below where it went. One of the locals didn't like "the mess" this made and reinstalled all the relays. No one knew he did it. They performed the test, there was an explosion, and several people died. My dad's company immediately shipped him and the rest of the US workers back to the states, came up with some bullshit cover story, and that was that. There's a wikipedia article about it, and I probably just violated some NDA, but my dad's dead and at this rate that power plant's about to be a pile of rubble anyways. Also my dad got hepatitis (the one that turns your eyes yellow) while he was there because he ate chicken from a food cart.

@deprecated_ii@poa.st I'm reminded of this (only slightly exaggerated) issue I encountered supporting engineering designers: "Why is my electrical substation drawing taking so long to load after I switched to using the vendor's element for all the screws?" The screw: